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One Line Movie review:- X-Men: The Last Stand

X3. Why? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Embarassing Crushes From The Past

We all had them. A certain actress, maybe a singer than you absolutely crushed on. Following Mez's post on the topic, here is my list.

You couldn't grow in up the 1970's in Australia without lusting for Delvene Delaney. From the heights of The Paul Hogan Show to turning squares on Sale of the Century, she was our Farah Fawcett.

Speaking of Farah, forget her and check out the lusty Jaclyn Smith (far left), my true angel.

Some guys were into Kylie, I was into Plain Jane the Superbrain from Neighbours. Once a dowdy bookworm she transformed herself into a ripsnorting beauty for the Erinsbourgh High School Dance by taking off her glasses. Oh contacts, you give so much to the world!

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I used to dream I was sixteen going on seventeen.  Leisl von Trapp was a few of my favourite things.

Elle walking out of the surf at Bondi saying Tab Cola has only one calorie in every can and I was one smitten boy.

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Before Buffy, before Alias, there was Emma Peel. Oh avenge my heart.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Stupid is forgetting to shut your bedroom and living room windows before travelling for a week. I like to think I'm a "modern man" but I refuse to sleep on the wet spot when it covers two rooms!

Lunch Today

The Number One greatest thing about visiting Thailand are river prawns, the size of bananas.

And the Thai's pronounce "buffet", BOOOFEY.

That ranks Number Two.

Top 8 Book Titles

Cross posted from Kelly's thoughts on Britiney Spear's mothering techniques, because I can't leave my comedy gold hidden in her comments section.

Future Titles for Sean P's Autobiography.

1. Why Yes, I was dropped on my head as a child.
2. Bouncing baby boy.
3. Wire coathangers? You should of seen what happened when I ordered the wrong taco!
4. Tinea - a family saga.
5. Nature vs Nuture or why I never had a chance.
6. Griffin O'Neal is my hero.
7. Hit my baby one more time.

and my personal pick....

        8.. Momma Said Knock Me Out.

My New Dating Method

You are strangely attracted to male pattern baldness and a desire to make naked gin and tonics...

Introducing Me and my (not)Wife

I have sad news to report.

With the marriage of Josie, I now have run out of "If we're both single when we're 40, let's get married" prospects.

Let's review:-

Anya - now married.
Original Blonde Bec - now married.
Toebar Mar - now married.
Zorzi - now married.
Gilly - now married.
Marggie - now married and speaks a second language. Aye Caramba!
Debdeb - now married.
Karla - now married.
Original Mez (not blogger Mez) - now married.
Kats - laughed loudly in my face for suggesting it.
Gailly - could of been a possibility until the vomiting incident of '98.
That Drunk Girl At Some Party - who's name and contact details are lost in the mists of time.
Ditch - was married, is single but now is like a sister to me.
Hotbot Meg - now married with a not-so-hot bot.
Val - I think I streaked once in front of her and that's the end of that.
Josie - now married.

A guy could get a complex if he wasn't egotistical.

One Sentence Movie Review

Mission Impossible III - The best Alias episode EVER!

Holiday Snapshots

More detailed posts to follow as both Ando & Steph and Josie & Justin requested wedding posts like I've done previously.

The Posadh

Junior's Wedding and The Great Bangkok Tuktuk Race

Suffice to say - I love a good wedding.

First up was Andy and Stephanie's wedding in Sydney. Is there a greater city in the world for a wedding?

Anna and Nick on the balcony of the Museum of Modern Art during the reception. (Nick would like me to say that his wife Anna always gazes at him adoringly)

Denise and Nick at our table. Everyone deserves a friend like Dr Den who slips them anti-nausea drugs before the drinking commences. She's a giver.

Ando and Steph cutting the cake.

See Ando does have a face!

But then I got a little facless and this is the result.

Recovering days later, I headed to the new family farm in Allora, near Warwick. The folks and my brother Anthony (hey Amph!) had settled the contract the previous week, so there was no work to do (Yippee!) but test out Anthony's new Quad bike.

View from the South West Corner.

View from the house.

Later that week was Josie and Justins wedding. Is there a greater setting for a wedding than with good friends?

Jose and Justin cutting the cake with paparazzi.

My reception table - Tony and The Gail.

Phil, Morag (Tony's girlfriend) and Blonde Bec.

and if Josie will forgive me......

The World's Greatest Rat Tail.

Other random photos in my camera.

Spices on Sale in Kuala Lumpur

What cho looking at? (Statue at Novotel Hotel Bogor, Indonesia)

Back to the Grind Stone

So I'm back and to everybody who I owe comments and emails, I'm apologise for my slothness. I'd like to say I've got a good excuse but I don't.

I was drunk.

Not all the time of course - only at night.

During the days I was hungover.

The weddings were truely wonderful. More to come once I've caught up with work emails and figured out how to attach my camera phone to this damn computer!