Running with Wine Glasses

We all know not to run with a glass in your hand.

We all know to check a sliding glass door is open before proceeding through the doorway.

At least I know these things.

Now.

Lump on my forehead, slashed finger, nicked artery,  trip to the emergency room and another scar to add to my collection.

You can stop laughing.

Comments

[jumbly]

oh doll. i thought The Secret people abducted you. hope you heal quickly. and avoid glass. xoxo.

[Jac]

You can always count on a gory injury to lure you back to blogging.

Looks painful! Ouch.

But I can't help laughing at the mental image of you running into a glass door hee hee

[Amber]

Oh no! Phil, that really sucks. You better make sure to keep that sucker clean!!

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE! :)

I am so glad to see you back! Do you even know how much people miss you when you do your vanishing acts!?

But hey, on the bright side, I plan on marketing a "Where In The World Is Phil" throughout the blogging community... and making millions. I'll only share the profits if you promise to start updating more regularly, lol :).

[mez]

dork.

[Phil]

JG - I'm on the mend. The lump on my head hurt more than the stitches. Luckily the door was cyclone proof tempered glass.

Jac - Before I jumped up and ran through the door way I consciously said to myself, "It's ok the door is open". Doh.

Amber - I have the glasses but need a jaunty striped cap! Actually I left my laptop at the farm and had to wait for a brother to have a trip to Brisbane to get it back. As much as I like blogging, I'm too lazy to drive four hours just to pick it up.

[Jen]

Jesus Phil, if you wanted to stop blogging you could just just deleted your blog, nicking and artery is a bit attention seeking, no?

Looks painful and icky and I feel faint so I can't scroll back up again. I hope it heals fast!

[Miss Frou Frou]

Ouch... thats the kind of klutzy, dorky thing that I'd do!

Glad to see you back though...

[Phil]

Jen - I highly recommend the Caloundra A&E. Quick service and the doc had a nice needle technique.

MissFF - About every 5 years I have a trip to the emergency room. None of family are as bad. I seem to have inherited the entire klutz gene.

[Phil]

Mez - double dork with a twist of nerd!

[Sarah]

Okay Phil, I'll stop laughing.

In another minute or two :)

Now why were you running with wine glasses? Hot date? Mmm?

[Al]

Phil, I've got your back man. A similar thing has happened to me before (hasn't it happened to everyone at least once?). Back in my teenaged years when I used to deliver pizza. I buzzed into this apartment building. The lobby had this glass floor-to-ceiling wall—which in hindsight must have just been cleaned—and—not thinking—I walked right into it. No one was in the lobby to witness my humiliating moment and I didn't suffere any injuries, unless you count the bruise to the ego, and if the person who's pizza I was carrying was watching via their lobby-cam they didn't seem to mind the fact that their pies were stuck to the top of the boxes.

[Eve]

Ack! That looks gnarly.

Once I ran through a screen door. Not nearly as harmful as a glass one (to say the least), but ridiculous nonetheless.

[Deb]

Hahaha i wish I could have seen Jen's face when she opened up your blog... at least it wasnt a foot!!! :P

Glad to have you back in the world of the living (?!) dude! Ya missed my party ya big lug!

Hope you're not in too much pain - remember: Chicks dig scars! (apparently) -now you can have that street cred you always wanted :P

[awittykitty]

Missed ya! Sending over a cyber-kissing of your boo-boo. I'll just have to close my eyes so I don't have to look at that hideous Frankensteinesque thingie!

[gena]

I've watched my son run into a glass door not once but twice, both times it never broke - thank god!, but it was a very scary thing to watch.

So were you drunk because if I was you. I'd be telling everyone I was drunk when it happened *nods*

[LondonGirl]

I'm guessing you may have had a beverage or two?

Looks like it was mighty sore though.

[Phil]

Sarah - No date unfortunately but still a fun evening.

Al - Hee. Did you still get a tip?

Eve - Does a screen door leave a mesh imprint on your face? Don't worry no doubt I'll discover the answer for myself at some party soon.

Deb - Chicks like scars? I have to start flashing my apendix scar more often. It's a ripper.

Witty - It is a little gross but healing rapidly.

Gena - I only had two glasses of wine so I have to blame generally unco-ness.

LB - Surprisingly my head hurt worse but was unbruised.